Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Fresh Laboratory Assistant


My newest cat assistant. I'm looking at his employment application and I can't quite read his handwriting so I'm not exactly sure what his name is just yet. I've just started training him in laboratory work and I'm hoping he'll do well pulling my sled in the Arctic. He's not much of a conversationalist so I might have to find some other way of entertaining myself on my next long Moon voyage. Hopefully he doesn't drink excessively, play loud music, or complain about my housekeeping.

6 comments:

Mouse said...

OMG.. the cute... its... its... *passes out* Dude- this post seriously needs to come with complimentary smelling salts for when you keel over from the cuteness contained within. Congrats on the new lab assistant! (Which brings to mind the show "dinosaurs" and "Mr. Lizard's World" where he constantly blows up his assistant named Timmy and has to keep saying "I think we're going to need another Timmy")

Severina said...

Damn, I haven't seen Dinosaurs in years..! :D

This little guy is totally overloaded with teh cute. Imagine a little spotted butterball with giant paws wrestling with toys almost as big as he is.

As for my human assistants--I appear to be fresh out of Timmys.

Shrinky Inky said...

ahhh, the cute!! must snorgle his belly. I hope he helps you with many a mis-adventure, Sev!

Crypt Stitch said...

Tres adorable! His little spots are the sweetest!

Scott said...

Is he maladjusted yet?

Helen said...

Oooooo he is so cute!