Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Fresh Laboratory Assistant


My newest cat assistant. I'm looking at his employment application and I can't quite read his handwriting so I'm not exactly sure what his name is just yet. I've just started training him in laboratory work and I'm hoping he'll do well pulling my sled in the Arctic. He's not much of a conversationalist so I might have to find some other way of entertaining myself on my next long Moon voyage. Hopefully he doesn't drink excessively, play loud music, or complain about my housekeeping.