Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Take That!

Order from the US Department of Strange Disease Nomenclature:

We are currently researching names for whatever it is that ails my dink brother. Please do not touch him or invite others to do so, not even on a dare.

Dinky Gonads Syndrome
Contagious Pointy-Head Disease
Rampaging Tediousness Disorder
Spotted Jackass
Toes of Doom
Inevitable Crap-Spouting Disease
Perpetual Doofus Syndrome

Thank you.

Strange Disease Nomenclature Commanding Officer
Severina

Grumbled by Severina at 10:15 PM