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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Take That!

Order from the US Department of Strange Disease Nomenclature:

We are currently researching names for whatever it is that ails my dink brother. Please do not touch him or invite others to do so, not even on a dare.

Dinky Gonads Syndrome
Contagious Pointy-Head Disease
Rampaging Tediousness Disorder
Spotted Jackass
Toes of Doom
Inevitable Crap-Spouting Disease
Perpetual Doofus Syndrome

Thank you.

Strange Disease Nomenclature Commanding Officer


Scott said...

Don't be starting no stupid disease naming jive with me. Nope. You'll lose, old woman. You'll lose! [Shakes fist.]

Severina said...

Ahh, he demonstrates one of the main symptoms of Perpetual Doofus Syndrome--feeble fight-picking.

Scott said...

You've scared off all of your readers.

Obsidian Kitten said...

Fist Shakes is very dangerous, and untreatable.

Obsidian Kitten said...

I should mention that under no circumstances should Fist Shakes be confused with Nasal Shingles.

Severina said...

Fist Shakes are common with people suffering from Rampaging Tediousness Disorder and are most likely contagious so I won't be visiting any time soon.

But there is a strictly experimental treatment involving pointed sticks that I'm interested in trying out.

Scott said...

A pox of hobos on both of you.

Severina said...


Scott said...

Weevils will swarm your bowels!

BlackCrow said...

Obsidian Kitten do you think they both passed out??