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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Name That Disorder! pt. 2

From the Office of Strange Disease Nomenclature.

Verily, the disorder formerly known as "Circus Ass" shall henceforth be known as "Sideshow Ass". Please inform all afflicted parties of the change.

Thank you.

Strange Disease Nomenclature Commanding Officer
Severina

4 comments:

Mouse said...

OMG.. I love it! It almost sounds like something one could have because of ill fitting pants.. I'm sure it will get a lot of use in my vocabulary when I'm forced to go to the mall with MIL.

Severina said...

You know the mall is a popular gathering place for sufferers of Sideshow Ass.

Obsidian Kitten said...

It should be noted that in vary rare cases Sideshow Ass and Dromedary (a.k.a. Camel) Toe may occur in the same instance. But only very rarely. In such cases the patient should be immediately transported to a secure facility.

Severina said...

Those rare cases tend to wear bright-colored leggings so you're pretty much screwed if you view them from the front or the back.