Name That Disorder!

I decided that the names for diseases and disorders weren't very imaginative so I came up with a few for undiscovered conditions. Of course my brother wasn't very encouraging and said that only doctors and researchers get to name new stuff so I was wasting everyone's time.

The boy's a real buzz-kill.

Big Stupid Floppy Thing Syndrome.
Circus Ass.
Contagious Leaky Disease.
Questionable Nipples.
Inappropriate Crapping Disorder.
Sticky Toe Flakes.
Weird Unexplainable Smell Syndrome.

That's only a partial list, kids!