Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Name That Disorder!

I decided that the names for diseases and disorders weren't very imaginative so I came up with a few for undiscovered conditions. Of course my brother wasn't very encouraging and said that only doctors and researchers get to name new stuff so I was wasting everyone's time.

The boy's a real buzz-kill.

Big Stupid Floppy Thing Syndrome.
Circus Ass.
Contagious Leaky Disease.
Questionable Nipples.
Inappropriate Crapping Disorder.
Sticky Toe Flakes.
Weird Unexplainable Smell Syndrome.

That's only a partial list, kids!


Obsidian Kitten said...

Flip-Flop Heel (especially vile when combined with Sticky toe Flakes)

Rhinocerous Kanckle

Obsessive-Consumptive Disorder

General Seepage

Clingy Sheddy Cat

Relitili Retina (thank you, word verification)

Severina said...

I'm wondering if General Seepage is related to Contagious Leaky Disease.

I'm thinking I have a terminal case of Clingy Sheddy Cat right now. It should go on for a few more years.

Obsidian Kitten said...

Notably, General Seepage isn't Contagious. I believe that's the primary distinction. Also, the leaks may be confined to specific leaky sites; the seepage is more likely to be body-wide (i.e. general).

I hope I have been helpful.