The Plot Thickens, Curdles, and Emits A Foul Smell

In this experiment, I placed my Ennui Extractor directly in front of a television tuned to an episode of American Idol, after first making use of heavy-duty ear protection, and literally squoze (fancy science word) large amounts of pure Ennui out of the airwaves. I wound up with gallons of the stuff.

Eventually I shall combine liquid Ennui and gaseous Apathy into a new and horrific weapon. All the world's Doritos shall be mine!!! Muhuhuhahahaaaaa!

*about three minutes of embarrassed throat clearing*

No, I haven't been getting enough sleep lately, thanks for asking.

I've considered soaking yarns with this lethal Ennui/Apathy concoction and knitting it into socks to hand out as gifts. The compounds will be absorbed through the feet causing severe boredom and a total lack of motivation, thus rendering the enemy completely helpless. Then, and only then, can I creep out of the house and take my place as ruler! With all the world's Doritos!!!

Must take a nap now.