Where the Hell Is It?

I thought I'd share my new game which, in retrospect, I should have kept to myself. It's called Find the Spotted Thing and I've been playing it all morning in lieu of photographing my New Etsy Crap and posting it, like a normal human would. It's sort of like "Where's Waldo," if Waldo perhaps bit the living snot out of you when you found him.

No prizes will be awarded.

Later that morning, whilst I was trying fitfully to photograph New Etsy Crap...


This bit of nonsense is the Find the Spotted Thing Bonus Round, usually played either as a tie breaker or if none of the contestants could be bothered with Finding the Spotted Thing in the first place. As you can see this game can become quite tedious and get in the way of photographing New Etsy Crap.


And this is Find the Spotted Thing--Remedial, for those who had trouble with the more advanced version.

*claps listlessly*

Next Time: Gifts and holiday crafts you can make from Ocicat skin.