Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Where the Hell Is It?


I thought I'd share my new game which, in retrospect, I should have kept to myself. It's called Find the Spotted Thing and I've been playing it all morning in lieu of photographing my New Etsy Crap and posting it, like a normal human would. It's sort of like "Where's Waldo," if Waldo perhaps bit the living snot out of you when you found him.

No prizes will be awarded.

Later that morning, whilst I was trying fitfully to photograph New Etsy Crap...


This bit of nonsense is the Find the Spotted Thing Bonus Round, usually played either as a tie breaker or if none of the contestants could be bothered with Finding the Spotted Thing in the first place. As you can see this game can become quite tedious and get in the way of photographing New Etsy Crap.


And this is Find the Spotted Thing--Remedial, for those who had trouble with the more advanced version.

*claps listlessly*

Next Time:
Gifts and holiday crafts you can make from Ocicat skin.

9 comments:

Eve said...

Found him! He's in prime position for lap diving and making your legs go numb from the weight.

Severina said...

Congrats! You get to go on to play the Find the Spotted Thing Bonus Round.

Superfluous info: Usually from the spot he's in he doesn't go for the lap, he tends to lunge out from under the monitor and grab the keyboard and drag it down with him. Good times.

Scott said...

If you get him really, really fat then he won't be able to jump on stuff anymore.

My word verification is "yousnit".

Severina said...

He's getting fat enough without any help from me. He's to the point of being not too fat to jump on stuff but being fat enough to knock everything down when he plows through it.

Obsidian Kitten said...

If you put him in your freezer you could have an ocicicle.

Severina said...

An ocicicle!

Awesome.

Mouse said...

I hear that you need a helmet to ride an ocicicle.. or maybe that was an ocicyle. No, no.. I think that you need a helmet to ride an ostrich. Thats it.

Severina said...

But if you put an ocicat on an ostrich and it falls down in the woods, do they make a sound?

Obsidian Kitten said...

It only makes a sound if it's wearing its helmet.