OK, It's An Odd Morning

Dollar stores carry strange food brands I've never heard of. The creepy guy on the left was on a pack of fig cakes and when I looked at the label upside down I thought he was Amish. I figured Amish people probably make pretty good fig cakes so I bought them.

I got home and really looked at the label and saw that it's a bizarre heraldic banner with little green fig cakes lined up as though they were his attentive minions hanging on their leader's every word, much like a fruity Triumph of the Will.

I fear a fig cake invasion is imminent.