Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Crappy Holidays!

Due to my increased holiday work on my invading robot army, I have succeeded in Phase One of my ultimate goal of World Domination. If you look out the window you should see that the Industrialized World has been blowed up real good, civilization has been returned to the Dark Ages, and my robots should be merrily trundling across your lawn.


If you don't see any robots please send me your coordinates so I can re-route the little bastards. Thank you.

8 comments:

Scott said...

Good god, is that a Windows 3.1 game?

Severina said...

You dare mock my computer interface??? I'm sending more robots!!!

And it's a DOS game, you dink. Abandonware is the main reason for my laptop's existence. I've played a pile of these games in XP but sometimes I just want to play a really crappy game on the sofa.

Scott said...

I actually like DOS. Why, I don't know. And I don't even play videogames.

Severina said...

No videogames, that's your problem then.

Scott said...

Bite me.

Severina said...

I do have a special Biting Robot I'm just dying to try out.

Obsidian Kitten said...

Are your robots diguised as mecha-cows and little old homeless ladies?

I not--then no, I haven't seen them.

Send them to 40°42'20"N 73°54'14"W

Severina said...

Nahh, ordinary metal robots with tank treads and big guns.

Rerouting 'bots...