Crappy Holidays!
Due to my increased holiday work on my invading robot army, I have succeeded in Phase One of my ultimate goal of World Domination. If you look out the window you should see that the Industrialized World has been blowed up real good, civilization has been returned to the Dark Ages, and my robots should be merrily trundling across your lawn.
If you don't see any robots please send me your coordinates so I can re-route the little bastards. Thank you.