Greetings from the Omnigraphic Blogopticon. On view are vile sticky things dragged from the attic, snarky commentary on the world at large, and all-encompassing ennui. All that and a weird rubbery smell. A horrible time will be had by all.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

New Digs

I guess you're all wondering why I've moved the blog from the Stitch-O-Rama.

It's because my fool of a lab assistant set fire to one of my experiments and we had to steal away into the night to avoid the authorities. I believe employment agencies should inform you if a potential lab worker is an arsonist. You wouldn't have thought that blogopticons were actually inflammable.

That and the old blog was starting to smell like cats. I believe Damien the Long Leggity Beastie (my former assistant) was inviting all his disreputable feline friends over while I was at work. I don't even want to contemplate the goings-on but I can only imagine that most of it involved filthy animals rubbing themselves all over my belongings.

Yes, it's a bit quieter here in this neighborhood and I still have to put up new wallpaper and hang the paintings but already it's starting to feel like home.